Dear, BP Chief, Tony Hayward

Grab this, you arrogant, lying sack of cow dung! But, make sure you leave some voltage for your replacement, Robert "The Dud" Dudley. As far as I am concerned, you are all oil baron bandits who are only interested in profits, and God help anyone who gets in your way.

You are not only responsible for the worlds worst oil spill, you are also guilty of the negligent homicides of the workers who died on the derrick that exploded.

We have had enough. Someone get a rope!

Write on,

Mittster