Halloween 2011

Click the title of this blog to witness what meth can do to you on Halloween. I hope everyone had a safe and fun Halloween. For the first time my mother-in-law cancelled Halloween at her house. At 84, I think she just tired of staying up late handing out candy to the little ones and the not-so-little ones. It’s OK though…she has paid her dues. You rest, Mum, you have earned it.

Meanwhile at our house the tradition lives on! “You’re a little old to be trick or treating wouldn’t you say?” “Not half as old as you mister,” was the reply I receive from the kid next to me. Move over runt – I was here first! I say we are never too old to go trick or treating….

Write on,

Mittster

Halloween Village

Happy Halloween, everyone! Enjoy....



Carvings by, Ray Villafane

Halloween Truths

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

E-mailed by a great friend and fellow trickster, Annie Taylor.

Write on,

Mittster