Run with the Big Dogs

Dear al Qaeda,

I hear you are pissed off because we finally brought your leader to justice. I just thought you would like to know that Zawahiri is close to meeting up with bin Laden and his son real soon. So, bring it on you cowardly bastards, we have some real whoop ass waiting for you!

Sincerely,

Navy Seals

Open Letter To Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden
1 Nightmare Street
The Bowles of the Earth, Hell 666

Dear Osama,

Well, by now I bet your son is really pissed at you because where you both are now residing there are no virgins, ice water or strong tea. But you knew that, didn’t you. It’s a shame that now you not only have to answer to the God you perverted, but also thousands of your followers who preceded you to hell without the benefit of young, sweet, untainted women.

Look at it this way; when you are finished with eternity in hell, you can then face all the converts you led down the false path to the place all murderers of innocent people must go.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Lord; and it is as it should be. The United States of America was the tool that brought you to justice; and that is as it should be.

Oh, by the way, save a place for your doctor friend, Ayman Al Zawahiri. He will be joining you shortly!

Sincerely,

The memory of all the innocent souls lost to you and your murderous, ungodly following

The Hand of Justice

Remember when Saddam Husain’s sons were killed in Mosul, Iraq by our brave military? I was saddened because a father lost his sons, but I was glad because justice was served. These sons were evil and had caused great pain and suffering to the Iraqi people.

I remember when Saddam Husain was hung by his own people after a trial had pronounced him guilty of crimes against humanity. Just like with his sons, justice was served. I thought the mode of death was gross and inhuman, after all his head was severed during the hanging.

Now, Osama Bin Laden, the most wanted man in the world, has been shot dead along with one of his sons by our military’s elite warriors. I am again saddened by the death of a father and son, but justice has finally been rendered to a savage and evil pair of human beings.

To those who say we should never celebrate the death of a person, I agree in principle, but I say, “Justice will always prevail for the evil ones who set themselves apart by the wanton butchery of fellow human beings.”

If I were Omar Kaddafi, I would leave Tripoli post haste. You are in the crosshairs and the hand of justice is near!

I'm just saying,

Mittster