Sunday, August 29, 2010

The real most interesting man in the world

The real most interesting man in the world lives in Tucson, Arizona via Rocky Point, Mexico.

His business card simply reads, I might call you.

If he had a beard, it would have experienced more than a lesser man's entire family.

He once had two awkward moments, just to see how they felt in case he was wrong the first time, which he never is.

He can speak Pigeon English.

He is a fighter, not a lover; but he is also a lover, so please get some ideas.

His mother has a tattoo that reads Dos.

His blood does not smell like cologne, but his cologne does.

Sharks dedicate their whole lives to him.

His favorite bartender has a tattoo that reads Stay thirsty, my friends and they do.

He was the life of all the parties he never attended.

If he were to punch you in the face, you'd have the urge to thank him for only punching you once.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there with a postage due sign.

The list is endless my friends...he isn't imaginary, he's my brother!

Write on,


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