"We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends and start all over again. A day without sunshine is like night, on the other hand, you have different fingers and we both know that.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot and 99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name, this is public knowledge. Remember, half the people you know are below average and he who laughs last, thinks slowest, thus proving the first statement.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm and the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap which is why I am depressed. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have and a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory which is why I forgot my culture.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines and if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. OK smarty pants, now that you have done that, what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, so what happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Smile, it gives your face something to do as the incoming cars send you to la-la land." Which is where this whole idea came from in the first place. A letter to the public....what a crock of crap!
Larry (get er done) The Cable Guy is just saying,