Wednesday, July 21, 2010
I thought it interesting that a life size advertising statue of Elvis Presley was stolen from atop a Maryland restaurant recently and later found in a cemetery next to two angels that looked oddly familiar. Just for the fun of it, I Googled statue of Elvis and found this little ditty about an Elvis statue on Mars. Now my curiosity is really piqued. First, an Elvis statue in Maryland, and now one on Mars? Could there be a connection?
Further research revealed that the statue on Mars might be the one that is supposedly being refurbished in Memphis, Tennessee, but in reality it is also missing. There appears to be a definite connection and my research is pointing to only one culprit. The Greys! The resemblance of Greys to the two angels in the cemetery is uncanny.
I believe the Greys kidnapped Elvis in 1977 and now have plans to return him back to Earth virtually the same age as when he was abducted. The current rash of statue abductions and the supposed sightings of Elvis all over the world are very cleaver plots by the Greys to prepare us for the King's return. He, of course, has been transformed, through the magic of alien advanced technology, to the physical state of his 1968 comeback special....black leather and all.
The purpose of this event is a conspiracy between the Democrats and Greys to introduce Elvis as their candidate for Vice-President in 2012 to help bolster the sagging, and I mean sagging, poll numbers of the President.
Undoubtedly there will be a news blitz and a return concert in Hawaii first....
I believe this story about as much as I believe the Democrats will retain power in the Congress this November, and that President Obama will be re-elected in 2012.
I'm just saying,